[ Peter's only just now discovered these things, and they're weird and uncomfortable, but like... so is literally everything else about this town and his entire life ]
Oh hey dude, this is Peter. The Graham one
[ Because his username is.... what it is. What the fuck. ]
[WELL. That's a fucking username that makes so much more sense in context now. He's just gonna fight the urge to lie face-down in a ditch for a while. It's fine. It's cool.]
Holy shit I forgot this thing even existed. Hi Pete! Petey G? Nah, I still like Pete.
Clem's my girlfriend, back home. I guess whatever runs this thing thought it was being funny.
I just now discovered it It's uh... pretty creepy But it's kind of sweet that it included your girlfriend like that
[ You know, in a creepy fucking way, since this thing apparently has access to one's thoughts and memories of other people enough to know how to slot them in like that. ]
it's super fucking creepy but let's face it that's on point for this place i'm kinda glad it did save me having to fight off potential suitors with a bat
i joke you're literally the only person who's ever commented on this thing
[Not even Thom found this. Or maybe he did and never said anything about it. Louis makes a mental note to ask him.]
well back home it's been like a month? if you add in wonderland time it's been about nine months and if you want to be super depressing and add the time i've been stuck in this shithole without her about a year and a half? god i can't believe i was trapped in a dream realm for our first anniversary she's gonna be so mad
[ Oh shit, another person saying he's the only one who's commented on theirs.... Peter, why did you have to belatedly discover deerlyBeloved and bring it back for your friends? His charm is making everyone really uncomfortable, but like on accident.
But hearing Louis talk about his girlfriend is actually really nice. ]
Dude that's really nice I mean, not the being trapped in weird places away from her What the hell's Wonderland, btw?
And what's she like?
[ He adds after a moment of wondering if he should. Asking about people's homes and lives and loved ones... it's a painful thing to bring up, isn't it? But he finds himself really wondering. There's still so much he doesn't know about his friends here. ]
[It's okay, Peter, Louis will always find your awkwardness utterly charming.]
yeah the being trapped away from her is less fun oka so have you read the book Alice in Wonderland? start off from there because this is gonna be a ride
Clem? she's amazing tough as nails she's survived out in our world by herself for the most part for ages she's funny too when she wants to be like sardonic funny she's brave and decent and gives a shit even when she shouldn't i love her and it sucks to be without her :(
[He could talk ALL FUCKING WEEK about how amazing Clem is, Peter got the short version. ]
Wait are you about to tell me you've been to the Wonderland from Alice in Wonderland? Did you meet Tweedledee and Tweedledum or whatever their names were
[ o m g... How is Louis's life so interesting and yet horrific all at the same time? ]
Oh man She sounds awesome And like she could probably kick my ass
[ It's light-hearted (very true though), but... through that, he is genuinely sorry. Being here without her must be so fucking hard on Louis... esspecially with the world he'd come from. ]
I've never been in a relationship before But you guys make it sound really nice
yes yes i am absolutely gonna tell you that or some...fucking weird version of it anyway i met the tweedles they were creepy-ass little girls
[This is the life he's lead, isn't it great?]
she could kick EVERYONE'S ass
it is pretty nice just having someone you can talk to you know? someone who's there for you and who you can be there for them i recommend maybe we just need to get you someone how about Luna? you guys went to that party together, right?
i'm sweet on clem she's sweet on me we're dating but only in MY version of home clem here? she's from a different timeline or some shit she ISN'T sweet on me ergo: complicated it's pretty much the worst feeling in the world to be in love with someone who you know loves you back in your world but when you see her again after nearly a year apart she has a different set of memories to you and doesn't feel the same way like at all WORST FEELING
i think i've earned the right to know about pookie now
different timelines are a thing now trust me i hate it as much as anyone it's fucking batshit but here we are
she knows and i don't know it's weird because we're NOT for her and i don't know how to handle that and she's not super talkative so we're kinda in a weird place
[This is his life now. This is what he gets for living with teenagers.]
awwww that's adorable a FRIEND friend or a friend friend?
i wish i never asked ain't there anything in this place that AIN'T a thing
so what everything is exactly the same but you two ain't canoodlin
you mean she ain't interested man that's rough cool that you ain't expecting anything of her though look i don't know man i ain't good about this kind of stuff
un: healthy male host
Oh hey dude, this is Peter. The Graham one
[ Because his username is.... what it is. What the fuck. ]
What's a clem?
un: be-lou-ga
Holy shit I forgot this thing even existed. Hi Pete! Petey G? Nah, I still like Pete.
Clem's my girlfriend, back home. I guess whatever runs this thing thought it was being funny.
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It's uh... pretty creepy
But it's kind of sweet that it included your girlfriend like that
[ You know, in a creepy fucking way, since this thing apparently has access to one's thoughts and memories of other people enough to know how to slot them in like that. ]
How long have you two been together?
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but let's face it that's on point for this place
i'm kinda glad it did
save me having to fight off potential suitors with a bat
i joke you're literally the only person who's ever commented on this thing
[Not even Thom found this. Or maybe he did and never said anything about it. Louis makes a mental note to ask him.]
well back home it's been like a month?
if you add in wonderland time it's been about nine months
and if you want to be super depressing and add the time i've been stuck in this shithole without her
about a year and a half?
god i can't believe i was trapped in a dream realm for our first anniversary
she's gonna be so mad
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But hearing Louis talk about his girlfriend is actually really nice. ]
Dude that's really nice
I mean, not the being trapped in weird places away from her
What the hell's Wonderland, btw?
And what's she like?
[ He adds after a moment of wondering if he should. Asking about people's homes and lives and loved ones... it's a painful thing to bring up, isn't it? But he finds himself really wondering. There's still so much he doesn't know about his friends here. ]
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yeah the being trapped away from her is less fun
oka so have you read the book Alice in Wonderland?
start off from there because this is gonna be a ride
Clem?
she's amazing
tough as nails
she's survived out in our world by herself for the most part for ages
she's funny too when she wants to be
like sardonic funny
she's brave and decent and gives a shit even when she shouldn't
i love her and it sucks to be without her :(
[He could talk ALL FUCKING WEEK about how amazing Clem is, Peter got the short version. ]
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Did you meet Tweedledee and Tweedledum or whatever their names were
[ o m g... How is Louis's life so interesting and yet horrific all at the same time? ]
Oh man
She sounds awesome
And like she could probably kick my ass
[ It's light-hearted (very true though), but... through that, he is genuinely sorry. Being here without her must be so fucking hard on Louis... esspecially with the world he'd come from. ]
I've never been in a relationship before
But you guys make it sound really nice
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yes i am absolutely gonna tell you that
or some...fucking weird version of it anyway
i met the tweedles
they were creepy-ass little girls
[This is the life he's lead, isn't it great?]
she could kick EVERYONE'S ass
it is pretty nice
just having someone you can talk to you know?
someone who's there for you and who you can be there for them
i recommend
maybe we just need to get you someone
how about Luna?
you guys went to that party together, right?
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Why is it always a creepy little girl
Or in this case, two of them
Why were you there??
[ HE HAS MANY CONCERNS. ]
Oh
Shit no, sorry, I wasn't complaining
I'm definitely not relationship material
And Luna's amazing, but we're friends
[ Though "friends" doesn't seem to really encapsulate his relationship with Luna; she's so much more than just that. ]
I was just kind of thinking about how weird it probably is that I've never dated anyone before
I guess most people our age probably have, a lot
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un: pookie
clem huh
Text: un: be-lou-ga
clem
it's complicated
like super super complicated
did you know our world has multiple versions of it?
BECAUSE I SURE DIDN'T
until clem
are we gonna talk about pookie?
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you're sweet on clem
how's that complicated
the hell you talkin about
no
[ They are no talking about Pookie. ]
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she's sweet on me
we're dating
but only in MY version of home
clem here?
she's from a different timeline or some shit
she ISN'T sweet on me
ergo: complicated
it's pretty much the worst feeling in the world to be in love with someone
who you know loves you back in your world
but when you see her again after nearly a year apart
she has a different set of memories to you and doesn't feel the same way
like at all
WORST
FEELING
i think i've earned the right to know about pookie now
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you mean you're both from the same world
our world
only not
different timelines are a thing now
the hell
man
i mean
have y'all talked about it or what
she knows about y'all dating right
[ why is he getting involved here? he doesn't know. ]
friend called me it once
that's it
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different timelines are a thing now
trust me i hate it as much as anyone
it's fucking batshit but here we are
she knows
and i don't know it's weird
because we're NOT for her
and i don't know how to handle that
and she's not super talkative so we're kinda in a weird place
[This is his life now. This is what he gets for living with teenagers.]
awwww
that's adorable
a FRIEND friend
or a friend friend?
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ain't there anything in this place that AIN'T a thing
so what
everything is exactly the same but you two ain't canoodlin
you mean she ain't interested
man that's rough
cool that you ain't expecting anything of her though
look i don't know man
i ain't good about this kind of stuff
[ ... great. ]
oh my god don't
not that shit
what are you twelve
a friend louis
she's like my best friend i guess
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i wish there were some things that weren't THINGS
but yeah that's basically it
i'm not
i'm not That Guy at least
if she isn't interested i'm not gonna force anything
it sucks but i'll learn to live with it
eleven actually :) :) :)
and aw that's cool
what's her name?
what's she like?
[GIVE HIM INFO ABOUT YOUR LIFE UNCLE DARYL!!]
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feels good to wrap!
text; un: top price
[ She's selecting this because she trust him to not take her at all seriously ever. If only he could hear her laughing, though. ]
you look like a tool
Text: un: be-lou-ga
um rude?
i'll have you know that to some people that attractive as hell
people love my scrawny stick arms
they SWOON at them
[They do not.]
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leavin a trail of broken hearts in ur wake
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maybe one??
actually i still feel kinda shitty about that one
wow i ruined my own joke ha ha
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if it means anything, i apparently have crushed like three peoples hearts since i got here
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a real heartbreaker right here
unless you feel shitty about it too
wow who told us we're allowed to make jokes
this was a mistake
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p sure i destroyed one friendship for good bc of it
i'm never trolling you again, i've learned my lesson
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but then he left anyway so~
our trolling abilities are too powerful
we made things too real
bad life choice, us
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