I guess so. I saw a whole lot of batshit in that place, you kinda unsuspend your disbelief permanently after a while. I met a human-sized dove while I was there who went to like... school with humans? Also he was a ghost. A ghost human-sized dove teenager.
[He stares into the middle distance, nodding slowly.]
Nothing's topped that, yet. That's where I'm at on the weirdness scale.
[ She nods slowly back. ] Yeah, that just about beats everything I saw on Earth-616. A supervillain who's just a giant floating head turned a friend of mine into a giant bird of prey, that only lasted a day or so.
Oh, and I once managed to convince an angry group of squid aliens to kidnap a decoy pig wearing my costume instead of me. They figured it out eventually, but it stalled them for a while.
Right? He always was just a shade too ridiculous to be taken seriously as a villain.
[ Gwen's opinion of M.O.D.O.K. had changed slightly when he vaporized Cecil right in front of her, but... They'd fixed that. Resurrected Cecil, gotten him his body back, kicked M.O.D.O.K. into space. Of course, that didn't last and he showed up in L.A. just a few months later, but... semantics. Nothing good ever lasted on Earth-616. ]
Anyway... Enough comparing weird bullshit multiverse shenanigans. You ready to have your ass handed to you on turtle shell?
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[He stares into the middle distance, nodding slowly.]
Nothing's topped that, yet. That's where I'm at on the weirdness scale.
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Oh, and I once managed to convince an angry group of squid aliens to kidnap a decoy pig wearing my costume instead of me. They figured it out eventually, but it stalled them for a while.
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[It's important to know, okay? And that's... well, that's a story right there.]
A decoy pig. Okay I'm actually pretty impressed by that one. Nice.
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[ M.O.D.O.K. always was a trip to describe. ]
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...Well. That sure is fucking trippy. I think it's the teensy tiny little legs and arms that really make the mental image pop.
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[ Gwen's opinion of M.O.D.O.K. had changed slightly when he vaporized Cecil right in front of her, but... They'd fixed that. Resurrected Cecil, gotten him his body back, kicked M.O.D.O.K. into space. Of course, that didn't last and he showed up in L.A. just a few months later, but... semantics. Nothing good ever lasted on Earth-616. ]
Anyway... Enough comparing weird bullshit multiverse shenanigans. You ready to have your ass handed to you on turtle shell?
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[He'd take ridiculousness over the cruelty of the Delta any day, thanks.]
Oh, brave words!!! I got some of my own: Bring. It. On.