ok first of all it is completely normal to put deoderant on the inside of your thighs it helps them FROM CHAFING next time you're walking around in the summer and you fucking skin your thighs dont come crying to me i dont wanna hear about it
listen1!! there have been a lot of weird malfunctions lately okay i didnt TRRRY to fuck up here
for once
because she makes fun of me for putting deoderant on my thighs before i go for a jog and i saw her catch me this morning so i wanted to beat her to the punch
IT'S NOT WEIRD!!! track runners do it all the time!!
i have pamphlets maybe yes sweating is a naturall human thing it's good to protect against it if you can
the stick. the spray on deoderant i think maybe can cause cancer if you breathe too mcuh of it in plus it kind of smells too musky im not a musky person like i generally do not exude musk
ya anythings possibe in this town could be worse i guess could like suddenly make all private conversations blasted on the network
i probably shouldnt even say something like that god knows itll happen now
i haaate sweating if i could extract sweating from my existence i would. it's been like one of the absolute worst parts about getting older
(Mmmmmmm burly people.)
it's true youre right i think it depends on the quality of lankiness and the person musk isnt just an odor its a lifestyle a personality
and you just dont cut it for it, i agree. youre too well composed
youre welcome dude anything for you next time youre running from your problems or a monster just be like hold up everyone gotta coat my thighs in deoderant so i dont chafe
shit that would be fucking terrible something like that happened in wonderland once the fallout was A Thing
yeah sorry buddy puberty is a spiteful mistress it never gets any better
oh wow you called me composed shit i need to print that out and laminate it i can use it as proof against anyone who says otherwise which is literally everyone
you joke but i will absolutely fucking do that without a second thought and i owe it all to you my hero
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un: klapbak (misfire)
Date: 2020-04-07 01:37 am (UTC)it helps them FROM CHAFING
next time you're walking around in the summer and you fucking skin your thighs dont come crying to me i dont wanna hear about it
Text: un: be-lou-ga
Date: 2020-04-07 08:53 pm (UTC)okay?
cool protip there eddie?
THANKS?
i'll be sure to remember that?
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Date: 2020-04-08 08:15 am (UTC)you're not chloe.
my point still stands though.
no subject
Date: 2020-04-09 09:51 pm (UTC)i am in fact not chloe
i'll remember the protip
but i kinda need to ask why you're offering her this advice?
... no wait shit no
i thought about it and decided i didn't want to know
it's cool
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Date: 2020-04-10 06:59 am (UTC)for once
because she makes fun of me for putting deoderant on my thighs before i go for a jog
and i saw her catch me this morning
so i wanted to beat her to the punch
IT'S NOT WEIRD!!! track runners do it all the time!!
no subject
Date: 2020-04-10 06:26 pm (UTC)crazy in general today
wow she does?
well i suggest you got like
a science book or some shit
really back up your argument
like
is it spray on deoderant
or the kinds thats on a stick?
i think that matters in this scenario
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Date: 2020-04-11 08:11 am (UTC)i have pamphlets maybe yes
sweating is a naturall human thing it's good to protect against it if you can
the stick. the spray on deoderant i think maybe can cause cancer if you breathe too mcuh of it in plus it kind of smells too musky
im not a musky person like i generally do not exude musk
though the spray might work better for the legs
no subject
Date: 2020-04-11 02:07 pm (UTC)look at you
our hero against sweating
i think only really burly people can pull off the musk thing
lanky people like me absolutely cannot do that
you have given me a great PSA today eddie
you are a true bro
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Date: 2020-04-12 09:56 pm (UTC)could be worse i guess
could like suddenly make all private conversations blasted on the network
i probably shouldnt even say something like that god knows itll happen now
i haaate sweating if i could extract sweating from my existence i would. it's been like one of the absolute worst parts about getting older
(Mmmmmmm burly people.)
it's true youre right
i think it depends on the quality of lankiness and the person
musk isnt just an odor its a lifestyle a personality
and you just dont cut it for it, i agree. youre too well composed
youre welcome dude anything for you
next time youre running from your problems or a monster just be like hold up everyone gotta coat my thighs in deoderant so i dont chafe
no subject
Date: 2020-04-13 01:22 am (UTC)something like that happened in wonderland once
the fallout was
A Thing
yeah sorry buddy
puberty is a spiteful mistress
it never gets any better
oh wow you called me composed
shit i need to print that out and laminate it
i can use it as proof against anyone who says otherwise
which is literally everyone
you joke
but i will absolutely fucking do that
without a second thought
and i owe it all to you
my hero