DEERINGTON INBOX

[teamfun]

FROM: SUBJECT: EDDIE so i'd like to prelude this with the fact that i... LUNA Hey, Louis? I have a... boy-related question? CHLOE soooooo max came back idk if you heard LUNA a gift CHLOE you look like a tool DARYL clem huh PETER Birthday business GWEN CAKE DIARMUID Louis!!! I have learnt at last what The Club is, and I am ready to attend!! ROGUE Hey. You alive? LUNA I have a bit of an update for you. AMARA you home? i have something for you DARYL Louis. You alright? You good? AMARA louieeeeeeeee i woke up and went home for a little while RUBY Penny quick! SHIRO I mean it's not like it's a FANTASY LUNA Yes, I can help you over video again... WILL they're brown EDDIE ok first of all it is completely normal to put... PETER G I know I complained about it, but seriously... SCOTT i saw a spider in my bathtub yesterday and screamed. GWEN i think i came up with the next piece of modern media you should try! CHLOE Hey, nerd; you've got a girlfriend, right? THE MUTE Corndog.jpeg AMARA Selfie PETER G Oh hey dude, this is Peter. The Graham one LANCE Hey man You there? KURT Christmas gift HUNK Hey, man! You got an address? THOM I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? DIARMUID Louis, I bid a moment of time! EDDIE louis- hey sorry if this seemed ominious PETER Hey! It's Mr. Parker!

TO: SUBJECT: CLEM Hey. HEY. Guess what Summer Santa brought me? HUNK I have a bet with Shiro and I know I can trust you to tell the truth. CHLOE quick poll STEVE hey bitch you're still not awake LANCE hey, where've you been? my inbox has been weirdly empty of shitty memes MOIRA Hi there you've been recommended as a doctor i need to talk to CHLOE Hey. I'd ask if you're okay, but that's a bullshit question

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Comments

[clussy]

ya anythings possibe in this town
could be worse i guess
could like suddenly make all private conversations blasted on the network

i probably shouldnt even say something like that god knows itll happen now

i haaate sweating if i could extract sweating from my existence i would. it's been like one of the absolute worst parts about getting older

(Mmmmmmm burly people.)

it's true youre right
i think it depends on the quality of lankiness and the person
musk isnt just an odor its a lifestyle a personality

and you just dont cut it for it, i agree. youre too well composed

youre welcome dude anything for you
next time youre running from your problems or a monster just be like hold up everyone gotta coat my thighs in deoderant so i dont chafe

[teamfun]

shit that would be fucking terrible
something like that happened in wonderland once
the fallout was
A Thing

yeah sorry buddy
puberty is a spiteful mistress
it never gets any better

oh wow you called me composed
shit i need to print that out and laminate it
i can use it as proof against anyone who says otherwise
which is literally everyone

you joke
but i will absolutely fucking do that
without a second thought
and i owe it all to you
my hero