DEERINGTON INBOX

[teamfun]

FROM: SUBJECT: EDDIE so i'd like to prelude this with the fact that i... LUNA Hey, Louis? I have a... boy-related question? CHLOE soooooo max came back idk if you heard LUNA a gift CHLOE you look like a tool DARYL clem huh PETER Birthday business GWEN CAKE DIARMUID Louis!!! I have learnt at last what The Club is, and I am ready to attend!! ROGUE Hey. You alive? LUNA I have a bit of an update for you. AMARA you home? i have something for you DARYL Louis. You alright? You good? AMARA louieeeeeeeee i woke up and went home for a little while RUBY Penny quick! SHIRO I mean it's not like it's a FANTASY LUNA Yes, I can help you over video again... WILL they're brown EDDIE ok first of all it is completely normal to put... PETER G I know I complained about it, but seriously... SCOTT i saw a spider in my bathtub yesterday and screamed. GWEN i think i came up with the next piece of modern media you should try! CHLOE Hey, nerd; you've got a girlfriend, right? THE MUTE Corndog.jpeg AMARA Selfie PETER G Oh hey dude, this is Peter. The Graham one LANCE Hey man You there? KURT Christmas gift HUNK Hey, man! You got an address? THOM I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? DIARMUID Louis, I bid a moment of time! EDDIE louis- hey sorry if this seemed ominious PETER Hey! It's Mr. Parker!

TO: SUBJECT: CLEM Hey. HEY. Guess what Summer Santa brought me? HUNK I have a bet with Shiro and I know I can trust you to tell the truth. CHLOE quick poll STEVE hey bitch you're still not awake LANCE hey, where've you been? my inbox has been weirdly empty of shitty memes MOIRA Hi there you've been recommended as a doctor i need to talk to CHLOE Hey. I'd ask if you're okay, but that's a bullshit question

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Comments

[shiro2hero]

I

Have never met him. Or heard of him until right now.

[teamfun]

that is
well i guess it had to happen to someone
you should meet him
you can both talk about your excessive kid collecting

[shiro2hero]

It is not excessive!

[teamfun]

how many kids do you look after right now shiro?
not just the ones you live with
but the ones you excessive mom at
give me a number

[shiro2hero]

Do you mean "kids" as in

"Under the age of 18"? Or younger?

[teamfun]

normally i'd say under 18
but this is you
so i'm gonna say 'whoever you've adopted under your wing'
as in people you mom at

[shiro2hero]

ten

I don't think it's more than ten.

[teamfun]

shiro

ten is a lot of fucking kids

there's less than ten kids in my entire community back home

[shiro2hero]

Look, they needed someone.

I was there

I wasn't going to say no

[teamfun]

oh of course
and we're all very touched by your desire to keep literally every child you see safe
it's a good quality
though i reserve the right to tease you for it from time to time :)

[shiro2hero]

well!!

it's



I don't have a defense to that

[teamfun]

see?
i'm gonna chalk this up as a victory for louis!

[shiro2hero]

Yeah yeah

I'm giving you this one until you feel better

[teamfun]

awww
i love you too mom-friend :)

[shiro2hero]

Hilarious

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