DEERINGTON INBOX

[teamfun]

FROM: SUBJECT: EDDIE so i'd like to prelude this with the fact that i... LUNA Hey, Louis? I have a... boy-related question? CHLOE soooooo max came back idk if you heard LUNA a gift CHLOE you look like a tool DARYL clem huh PETER Birthday business GWEN CAKE DIARMUID Louis!!! I have learnt at last what The Club is, and I am ready to attend!! ROGUE Hey. You alive? LUNA I have a bit of an update for you. AMARA you home? i have something for you DARYL Louis. You alright? You good? AMARA louieeeeeeeee i woke up and went home for a little while RUBY Penny quick! SHIRO I mean it's not like it's a FANTASY LUNA Yes, I can help you over video again... WILL they're brown EDDIE ok first of all it is completely normal to put... PETER G I know I complained about it, but seriously... SCOTT i saw a spider in my bathtub yesterday and screamed. GWEN i think i came up with the next piece of modern media you should try! CHLOE Hey, nerd; you've got a girlfriend, right? THE MUTE Corndog.jpeg AMARA Selfie PETER G Oh hey dude, this is Peter. The Graham one LANCE Hey man You there? KURT Christmas gift HUNK Hey, man! You got an address? THOM I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? DIARMUID Louis, I bid a moment of time! EDDIE louis- hey sorry if this seemed ominious PETER Hey! It's Mr. Parker!

TO: SUBJECT: CLEM Hey. HEY. Guess what Summer Santa brought me? HUNK I have a bet with Shiro and I know I can trust you to tell the truth. CHLOE quick poll STEVE hey bitch you're still not awake LANCE hey, where've you been? my inbox has been weirdly empty of shitty memes MOIRA Hi there you've been recommended as a doctor i need to talk to CHLOE Hey. I'd ask if you're okay, but that's a bullshit question

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Comments

[anklemonitor]

would you eat it?
an old chocolate bar?

i think i would.

[teamfun]

can and have!
it was still relatively tasty
kinda chalky but whatever
beggars can't be chosers

[anklemonitor]

didn't make you sick or anything?

[teamfun]

nah, i was ok
chocolate's pretty safe it turns out

[anklemonitor]

good to know

in case i somehow just
hide a chocolate bar and find it months later.

[teamfun]

i mean i'd say only do it if you really had to?
like if you have an ability to buy new chocolate
dude just get new chocolate
only eat out of date food in an apocalypse scenario
this has been a life lesson by Louis

[anklemonitor]

what would i do without you louis?

[teamfun]

you'd have way less spider nightmares
but also probably would eat expired chocolate
so take what you will from that

[anklemonitor]

so guess it's a good thing i don't have to find out what i have to do without you, then

[teamfun]

awww
a real hallmark moment there
and you're right!
you're stuck with me
forever