DEERINGTON INBOX

[teamfun]

FROM: SUBJECT: EDDIE so i'd like to prelude this with the fact that i... LUNA Hey, Louis? I have a... boy-related question? CHLOE soooooo max came back idk if you heard LUNA a gift CHLOE you look like a tool DARYL clem huh PETER Birthday business GWEN CAKE DIARMUID Louis!!! I have learnt at last what The Club is, and I am ready to attend!! ROGUE Hey. You alive? LUNA I have a bit of an update for you. AMARA you home? i have something for you DARYL Louis. You alright? You good? AMARA louieeeeeeeee i woke up and went home for a little while RUBY Penny quick! SHIRO I mean it's not like it's a FANTASY LUNA Yes, I can help you over video again... WILL they're brown EDDIE ok first of all it is completely normal to put... PETER G I know I complained about it, but seriously... SCOTT i saw a spider in my bathtub yesterday and screamed. GWEN i think i came up with the next piece of modern media you should try! CHLOE Hey, nerd; you've got a girlfriend, right? THE MUTE Corndog.jpeg AMARA Selfie PETER G Oh hey dude, this is Peter. The Graham one LANCE Hey man You there? KURT Christmas gift HUNK Hey, man! You got an address? THOM I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? DIARMUID Louis, I bid a moment of time! EDDIE louis- hey sorry if this seemed ominious PETER Hey! It's Mr. Parker!

TO: SUBJECT: CLEM Hey. HEY. Guess what Summer Santa brought me? HUNK I have a bet with Shiro and I know I can trust you to tell the truth. CHLOE quick poll STEVE hey bitch you're still not awake LANCE hey, where've you been? my inbox has been weirdly empty of shitty memes MOIRA Hi there you've been recommended as a doctor i need to talk to CHLOE Hey. I'd ask if you're okay, but that's a bullshit question

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Comments

[teamfun]

[Looks like HE adopted YOU, Amara. What're you gonna do about that?]

wow all four of you
in the belly of the beast
i know wedding days are supposed to be unforgettable
but this is EXTRA

awwww
that's romantic as fuck
the picture
not you getting wasted
though you know if you had any fun wedding day flings
i'd be all ears :)

[phaseflex]

[.......enjoy it..........]

probably would've been more extra on the surface
the planet's sun is in a permanent eclipse

hey now
getting good and drunk can be romantic
sometimes

i don't believe i did
but
god if i slept with anyone there i'll cry
except maybe moze? i can see that happening with her

you know
zane would love you
maybe one day he'll end up here too
he sure spends enough time sleeping

[teamfun]

holy shit really?
and here's me thinking they timed their shot just right

i guess we'll never know
it'll remain a wonderful, drunken mystery

tell me more about this zane
i love hearing about people who will be won over by the louis charm
and hey you never know!
it could happen

[phaseflex]

i mean, they would also do that
men of culture, they are

well
for starters
he's one of the most obnoxious men in existence
he can project a digital clone
and he does routines with it
it's the worst

[she platonically loves him for it, though. the vault hunters are a genuine family; something they wouldn't be if they couldn't stand each other.]

[teamfun]

i can tell
it's all super fucking classy

OH MY GOD AMARA
**AMARA**
that's the dream right there!
another Louis to do skits with
OBNOXIOUS SKITS
it sounds like the best time

[He could annoy SO MANY PEOPLE with a skill like that. ]

[phaseflex]

to be fair
they both have enough money between them to literally own several planets

not you too!!!

[teamfun]

[Money has always been a sore point for Louis, so it's probably just as well she can't see the face he's pulling at that. Just...moving on from that point.]

me too!
c'mon Amara
let me live my insane dreams

[phaseflex]

[she'd argue that they're good people if she saw the implication of otherwise, but she doesn't! so she... doesn't.]

i would allow it
but i wouldn't enjoy it!!!
attacked from all angles by so many louises!!

[teamfun]

i think the correct plural
is loui-i
but i might be wrong
don't quote me on that
regardless
there would be no mercy for you
none at all

[phaseflex]

is this what they call

karma

[teamfun]

it's what you get!
the universe turning and pointing at you
and going
AHAHA
got you motherfucker!

[phaseflex]

i would say i had this coming but i have done nothing wrong ever in my life

[teamfun]

[He's attaching this. Just this. ]