DEERINGTON INBOX

[teamfun]

FROM: SUBJECT: EDDIE so i'd like to prelude this with the fact that i... LUNA Hey, Louis? I have a... boy-related question? CHLOE soooooo max came back idk if you heard LUNA a gift CHLOE you look like a tool DARYL clem huh PETER Birthday business GWEN CAKE DIARMUID Louis!!! I have learnt at last what The Club is, and I am ready to attend!! ROGUE Hey. You alive? LUNA I have a bit of an update for you. AMARA you home? i have something for you DARYL Louis. You alright? You good? AMARA louieeeeeeeee i woke up and went home for a little while RUBY Penny quick! SHIRO I mean it's not like it's a FANTASY LUNA Yes, I can help you over video again... WILL they're brown EDDIE ok first of all it is completely normal to put... PETER G I know I complained about it, but seriously... SCOTT i saw a spider in my bathtub yesterday and screamed. GWEN i think i came up with the next piece of modern media you should try! CHLOE Hey, nerd; you've got a girlfriend, right? THE MUTE Corndog.jpeg AMARA Selfie PETER G Oh hey dude, this is Peter. The Graham one LANCE Hey man You there? KURT Christmas gift HUNK Hey, man! You got an address? THOM I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? DIARMUID Louis, I bid a moment of time! EDDIE louis- hey sorry if this seemed ominious PETER Hey! It's Mr. Parker!

TO: SUBJECT: CLEM Hey. HEY. Guess what Summer Santa brought me? HUNK I have a bet with Shiro and I know I can trust you to tell the truth. CHLOE quick poll STEVE hey bitch you're still not awake LANCE hey, where've you been? my inbox has been weirdly empty of shitty memes MOIRA Hi there you've been recommended as a doctor i need to talk to CHLOE Hey. I'd ask if you're okay, but that's a bullshit question

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Comments

[teamfun]

Don't quit your day job, Gwen.

[Okay wait what. He does step aside to let her in, but now confusion reigns. ]

You were ninteen for several years?

[variantcover]

[ Gwen steps inside, familiar enough with the layout of Louis' apartment by now to head straight for the kitchen to set the cake down on the counter and begin looking for some plates. ]

The perils of comic book living. Nobody ages on the pages.

[teamfun]

Holy shit, you know I never thought about that. Okay, note to me: ask Kurt how old he is when I next see him.

[variantcover]

Right? I mean, dude's been around since the seventies, but he still looks great!

[teamfun]

Do you think it's the fur? Maybe it's the fur.

[variantcover]

The fur does obscure any wrinkles that might be there...

[teamfun]

It really does. If we shaved him, he'd probably be like a Shar Pei under there.

[Guys, don't shave Kurt]

[variantcover]

That... is not the mental image I wanted to start my day with.

[teamfun]

Me either. I genuinely regret saying that now and I take it all back. Mistakes were made, Gwen.