[God, he's had so many of these. It's like the fluid KNOWS who to send these to. Thanks, Fluid Angel!]
you sent a cute song to a boy?!!! and now you don't want him to know about it?!! how cute are we talking about here? is it a love song? you need to give me more deets
[One of these days Ruby will learn to actually check the username of the person responding.]
Yes! Well he already knows about it but I'm trying to destroy the evidence. Pretty really cute! I don't think so? It was all cute and like "do you believe in magic?" What kind of deets? I know he has a raccoon we're going to have to get past. But if I get a good vantage point I can probably line a shot and tranquilize that. It's cute so we're going non-lethal 100%
if he already knows about it why destroy it? it's not like you can wipe his memory he's always gonna know it happened did he like it? also the racoon thing is weird but sure why not
everyone can always count on me i'm super dependable :)
Because then I can deny it ever existed in the first place. Maybe one day he'll just agree and think it was all some sort of crazy fever dream. It could happen. He did but that's not the point! Ruddiger is cute but he'll only get in the way of the plan.
I know Penny, that's why you're the first one I contacted about this. Just the best :>
i don't think that works if he's already seen it like did you speak with him about it? because if he acknowledges it with you i think you're boned also maybe you need to think about why this is a big deal is he cute? is that why it bothers you? :)
awwww that's sweet of you it's louis btw but please keep giving me the sweet gossip it gives me life
Yeah. Kind of? but if I deny it then he's just crazy, right? It's a big deal because I meant to send it to you and it went to him instead and it's embarrassing as hack. The raccoon? Yes it's adorable, I promise. I just said that.
[Wait. What?
How?
How does this keep happening!?]
LOUIS!? WHO THE HECK IS LOUIS!? LOUIS THE GUY WHO'S NEVER IN CLASS!?
i mean sure there is that kind of a way to go though to cover up a cute song making a guy think he's crazy i wasn't talking about the raccoon wait wait wait it's that weird name you mentioned is that the salty guy with the hair thing
I dunno. I think it's pretty reasonable. I've heard of worse ideas. Which would weird name? I don't remember mentioning a weird name. I think you're crazy. This whole conversation never happened. I don't know any salty people with weird blue hair stripes.
yes you did ruddiger that's the raccoon that belongs to salty guy i remember it because i thought who the fuck names a raccoon that also who the fuck keeps a raccoon as a pet and I didn't mention the blue hair stripe so thanks for confirming
oh i can tell but this is absolutely my forte just ask chloe and max i'm the love doctor the doctor of love hi :)
HIM OBVIOUSLY I didn't confirm anything! You can't prove anything! I'll deny it! I'll deny everything
You can't tell either of them! Especially not Chloe. I don't really know Max but I wouldn't tell her either. That's a weird title. You're weird. What's up?
TOO LATE I KNOW EVERYTHING NOW :D i have receipts!! it's okay you know i mean he's kind of an asshole but if that's your thing good for you
oooooh why can't i tell them? is it a secret romance? guilty as charged! i've had the best day today i learned about another high school romance going on under my nose :)
no way you've outed yourself as a fluid hacker i'm keeping this forever!!!
if there's an OTHER one then this means this is legit too it's okay i love romance i can keep it on the down low salty stripe doesn't even like me anyway so you're safe!
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you sent a cute song to a boy?!!!
and now you don't want him to know about it?!!
how cute are we talking about here?
is it a love song?
you need to give me more deets
i promise to never tell yang
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Yes!
Well he already knows about it but I'm trying to destroy the evidence.
Pretty really cute!
I don't think so? It was all cute and like "do you believe in magic?"
What kind of deets? I know he has a raccoon we're going to have to get past.
But if I get a good vantage point I can probably line a shot and tranquilize that.
It's cute so we're going non-lethal 100%
I knew I could count on you.
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it's not like you can wipe his memory
he's always gonna know it happened
did he like it?
also the racoon thing is weird but sure why not
everyone can always count on me
i'm super dependable :)
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Maybe one day he'll just agree and think it was all some sort of crazy fever dream.
It could happen.
He did but that's not the point!
Ruddiger is cute but he'll only get in the way of the plan.
I know Penny, that's why you're the first one I contacted about this.
Just the best :>
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like did you speak with him about it?
because if he acknowledges it with you i think you're boned
also maybe you need to think about why this is a big deal
is he cute?
is that why it bothers you? :)
awwww
that's sweet of you
it's louis btw
but please keep giving me the sweet gossip
it gives me life
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It's a big deal because I meant to send it to you and it went to him instead and it's embarrassing as hack.
The raccoon? Yes it's adorable, I promise. I just said that.
[Wait. What?
How?
How does this keep happening!?]
LOUIS!? WHO THE HECK IS LOUIS!?
LOUIS THE GUY WHO'S NEVER IN CLASS!?
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kind of a way to go though
to cover up a cute song
making a guy think he's crazy
i wasn't talking about the raccoon
wait wait wait it's that weird name you mentioned
is that the salty guy with the hair thing
THAT'S ME :D
HELLO!!!
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I've heard of worse ideas.
Which would weird name? I don't remember mentioning a weird name.
I think you're crazy. This whole conversation never happened.
I don't know any salty people with weird blue hair stripes.
D: plz
plz this was meant for someone else.
Hi
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ruddiger that's the raccoon that belongs to salty guy
i remember it because i thought who the fuck names a raccoon that
also who the fuck keeps a raccoon as a pet
and I didn't mention the blue hair stripe
so thanks for confirming
oh i can tell
but this is absolutely my forte
just ask chloe and max
i'm the love doctor
the doctor of love
hi :)
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I didn't confirm anything! You can't prove anything! I'll deny it! I'll deny everything
You can't tell either of them! Especially not Chloe.
I don't really know Max but I wouldn't tell her either.
That's a weird title.
You're weird.
What's up?
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i have receipts!!
it's okay you know
i mean he's kind of an asshole but if that's your thing good for you
oooooh why can't i tell them?
is it a secret romance?
guilty as charged!
i've had the best day today
i learned about another high school romance going on under my nose :)
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Can I borrow your Fluid for a few?
I just need to check something on it?
I'm not saying anything to confirm or deny this.
SHUT UP
IT'S NOT A SECRET ROMANCE
NO ROMANCE EXISTS
IT'S A NOT REAL ROMANCE
omg
Just please. Just focus on the other one. There is nothing to see here.
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you've outed yourself as a fluid hacker
i'm keeping this forever!!!
if there's an OTHER one then this means this is legit too
it's okay i love romance
i can keep it on the down low
salty stripe doesn't even like me anyway so you're safe!