That, [ Gwen explains ] is Jeff. I rescued him from the evil mad scientist who made him. After fighting off a bunch of his older brothers and sisters who tried to eat me and my friends, of course.
[ Satisfied that the Switch is set up, she puts down the remote and controller and comes over to greet Louis properly. ]
Don't worry about him, though. He only eats who I tell him to.
Not on the boring old Earth I come from, but I'm pretty sure someone on Earth-616 has figured it out. Probably Tony Stark or something. But they're not, like, readily available.
Also, it's both weird and really cool that you guys number your Earths. Like, the fact you get to a point where you have that many of them, you have to create a whole catalogue system for them.
of course i did who else is going to laugh at your jokes????
it was very wild lots of explosions, mostly ones caused by me one of the grooms also got possessed by an ancient demon for a little while, but you know that happens sometimes
holy shit that sounds like a ride i mean what wedding isn't made more fun with demonic possessions? i sure can't name any! still i'm happy for them! other-worldly congrats to the grooms :)
[ She's quiet for a minute. He's right. She hates that he's right, especially when she knows what it's like to lose someone because they wouldn't take the chance. But there's still all that doubt. ]
She stopped talking to me once. For like... years. She said she was sorry, she regrets it and all, and I believe her, but... It's hard not to be scared it'll happen again if I don't do this right. Or maybe that's just the anxiety talking. It's hard to tell anymore what's worth being scared of and what isn't.
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