[One of these days Ruby will learn to actually check the username of the person responding.]
Yes! Well he already knows about it but I'm trying to destroy the evidence. Pretty really cute! I don't think so? It was all cute and like "do you believe in magic?" What kind of deets? I know he has a raccoon we're going to have to get past. But if I get a good vantage point I can probably line a shot and tranquilize that. It's cute so we're going non-lethal 100%
I wasn't even trying to like flirt or anything in that, jsyk
[ This isn't coming from a place of trying to cover up his embarrassment — he genuinely didn't mean it that way... even though it... probably sounded a lot like it?? He was just being affectionate... right?
Wait, now there's something else to think about— there's a long pause before a very anticlimatic..... ]
listen1!! there have been a lot of weird malfunctions lately okay i didnt TRRRY to fuck up here
for once
because she makes fun of me for putting deoderant on my thighs before i go for a jog and i saw her catch me this morning so i wanted to beat her to the punch
IT'S NOT WEIRD!!! track runners do it all the time!!
if he already knows about it why destroy it? it's not like you can wipe his memory he's always gonna know it happened did he like it? also the racoon thing is weird but sure why not
everyone can always count on me i'm super dependable :)
do i get to know the name of the person you've had a lot of thoughts about? because if you leave me guessing i'm gonna be here forever there's a disproportionately large amount of teenagers in this place
...yeah okay i'm gonna give you this one because size of head or not furry spiders are fucking creepy as shit did you know they like flick out their hairs and its like poison or something
[and then he waits, the old fear rising up into his throat. he doesn't think louis will be -- mean or upset, not like people in hawkins were. he doesn't think, but he's always scared. always a little scared.]
[ He's so new to this... to even interacting with the opposite sex at all... ]
She just does this really cute little skipping thing I've never actually seen anyone skip in person before??
[ Luna is too adorable to handle. And honestly, Peter has no idea how to handle this right now in general. He's finding he feels really pleased about this, but of course he's not great at showing that. ]
i have pamphlets maybe yes sweating is a naturall human thing it's good to protect against it if you can
the stick. the spray on deoderant i think maybe can cause cancer if you breathe too mcuh of it in plus it kind of smells too musky im not a musky person like i generally do not exude musk
that doesn't narrow it down there's a lot of boys too
[Sorry, Will, that horrible reaction you were expecting doesn't exist at all. Louis takes the news just the same if Will had told him it was a girl. Which is to say. He doesn't react at all.
But he is, at least, aware of Will's time period and that this is a Big Thing, so he'll add:]
it's ok you know? you like who you like who that person is shouldn't matter at all unless they're like properly evil then i might judge a little
well now you're talking to me i didn't steal his phone like i genuinely don't even know what he looks like to even do that maybe you just hit the wrong name being distracted by the fantasy and everything
Because then I can deny it ever existed in the first place. Maybe one day he'll just agree and think it was all some sort of crazy fever dream. It could happen. He did but that's not the point! Ruddiger is cute but he'll only get in the way of the plan.
I know Penny, that's why you're the first one I contacted about this. Just the best :>
i don't think that works if he's already seen it like did you speak with him about it? because if he acknowledges it with you i think you're boned also maybe you need to think about why this is a big deal is he cute? is that why it bothers you? :)
awwww that's sweet of you it's louis btw but please keep giving me the sweet gossip it gives me life
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