DEERINGTON INBOX

[teamfun]

FROM: SUBJECT: EDDIE so i'd like to prelude this with the fact that i... LUNA Hey, Louis? I have a... boy-related question? CHLOE soooooo max came back idk if you heard LUNA a gift CHLOE you look like a tool DARYL clem huh PETER Birthday business GWEN CAKE DIARMUID Louis!!! I have learnt at last what The Club is, and I am ready to attend!! ROGUE Hey. You alive? LUNA I have a bit of an update for you. AMARA you home? i have something for you DARYL Louis. You alright? You good? AMARA louieeeeeeeee i woke up and went home for a little while RUBY Penny quick! SHIRO I mean it's not like it's a FANTASY LUNA Yes, I can help you over video again... WILL they're brown EDDIE ok first of all it is completely normal to put... PETER G I know I complained about it, but seriously... SCOTT i saw a spider in my bathtub yesterday and screamed. GWEN i think i came up with the next piece of modern media you should try! CHLOE Hey, nerd; you've got a girlfriend, right? THE MUTE Corndog.jpeg AMARA Selfie PETER G Oh hey dude, this is Peter. The Graham one LANCE Hey man You there? KURT Christmas gift HUNK Hey, man! You got an address? THOM I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? DIARMUID Louis, I bid a moment of time! EDDIE louis- hey sorry if this seemed ominious PETER Hey! It's Mr. Parker!

TO: SUBJECT: CLEM Hey. HEY. Guess what Summer Santa brought me? HUNK I have a bet with Shiro and I know I can trust you to tell the truth. CHLOE quick poll STEVE hey bitch you're still not awake LANCE hey, where've you been? my inbox has been weirdly empty of shitty memes MOIRA Hi there you've been recommended as a doctor i need to talk to CHLOE Hey. I'd ask if you're okay, but that's a bullshit question

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Comments

[teamfun]

...yeah okay
i'm gonna give you this one
because size of head or not
furry spiders are fucking creepy as shit
did you know they like
flick out their hairs
and its like
poison or something

[It's an irritant at best Louis, come on.]

[anklemonitor]

( why did you tell him that, louis? )

WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT

[teamfun]

sharing is caring, scott :)

now you know

for future spiders

[anklemonitor]

just what i wanted to know

i'm gonna have nightmares

[teamfun]

wow
so you REALLY don't like spiders
i mean not what i would have guessed for your phobia
but sometimes people surprise you
sorry about the spider nightmares

[anklemonitor]

i don't hate them
but they're not my favorite

and also they're gross

[teamfun]

i'd say more 'creepy' than gross
like i think slugs are way way grosser
also don't ever eat them
slugs i mean not spiders
that was a bad time

[anklemonitor]

you ate slugs?
why did you eat slugs?

[teamfun]

because it was the end of the world
and sometimes your choices are
eat slugs or starve
and when the choice comes up
you're gonna eat the slugs

[anklemonitor]

did you at least cook them?

[teamfun]

we tried
i promise you it makes zero difference

[anklemonitor]

i think i'd prefer crickets

[teamfun]

that is one thing i haven't tried yet
apparently it's like
cool to eat them covered in chocolate?
i don't get why anyone would do that when they can eat fast food
but sure whatever

[anklemonitor]

i've had a chocolate covered cricket before
it's crunchy

but i'd take a big mac any damn day over it

[teamfun]

can you tell its a bug?
does it have a bugg-y taste?

oh god big macs
i miss big macs so much
it's been a literal decade since i last got to taste a legit one

[anklemonitor]

oh my god
i haven't had a big mac in awhile

god, it's so bad for you but so good
and they're crunchy.

you probably wouldn't know it was a bug unless someone told you so
bit chocolate covered peanuts are better

[teamfun]

truly the food of gods right there

i think it's safe to say i would take a chocolate-covered peanut
over a chocolate-covered bug
pretty much any day ever

[anklemonitor]

did you guys have chocolate available

where you're from?

[teamfun]

well there was chocolate before the world ended
and there was some after
but it's not like anyone's making it any more
or making... anything
sometimes if you're lucky you can find an out of date three musketeers bar or something while you're scavenging
but that's about it these days

[anklemonitor]

would you eat it?
an old chocolate bar?

i think i would.

[teamfun]

can and have!
it was still relatively tasty
kinda chalky but whatever
beggars can't be chosers

[anklemonitor]

didn't make you sick or anything?

[teamfun]

nah, i was ok
chocolate's pretty safe it turns out

[anklemonitor]

good to know

in case i somehow just
hide a chocolate bar and find it months later.

[teamfun]

i mean i'd say only do it if you really had to?
like if you have an ability to buy new chocolate
dude just get new chocolate
only eat out of date food in an apocalypse scenario
this has been a life lesson by Louis