Not on the boring old Earth I come from, but I'm pretty sure someone on Earth-616 has figured it out. Probably Tony Stark or something. But they're not, like, readily available.
Also, it's both weird and really cool that you guys number your Earths. Like, the fact you get to a point where you have that many of them, you have to create a whole catalogue system for them.
The numbering system is more just for the fans than for the actual people living on Earth-616. Most people in the Marvel multiverse aren't really aware of any Earths besides their own.
[He catches that look- Louis is pretty damn skilled in noting changes in people's moods. It's what makes him so good at the emotional caretaker role he has back home. His smile fades, just a touch.]
...Yeah I bet.
[But he doesn't press her- it's not his place to.]
Holy shit you're not wrong. I mean, this still doesn't beat Wonderland for me for when it comes to really batshit stuff. But I think it's hard to beat a world that's a literal drug-fulled creation when it comes to insanity.
Exact one! I met Alice, she's pretty cool. It's uh... basically a kidnapping world like this place is. Except... fucking Wonderland. So it was less horror-of-the-month and more fucking with our minds on a near-constant basis.
I guess so. I saw a whole lot of batshit in that place, you kinda unsuspend your disbelief permanently after a while. I met a human-sized dove while I was there who went to like... school with humans? Also he was a ghost. A ghost human-sized dove teenager.
[He stares into the middle distance, nodding slowly.]
Nothing's topped that, yet. That's where I'm at on the weirdness scale.
[ She nods slowly back. ] Yeah, that just about beats everything I saw on Earth-616. A supervillain who's just a giant floating head turned a friend of mine into a giant bird of prey, that only lasted a day or so.
Oh, and I once managed to convince an angry group of squid aliens to kidnap a decoy pig wearing my costume instead of me. They figured it out eventually, but it stalled them for a while.
Right? He always was just a shade too ridiculous to be taken seriously as a villain.
[ Gwen's opinion of M.O.D.O.K. had changed slightly when he vaporized Cecil right in front of her, but... They'd fixed that. Resurrected Cecil, gotten him his body back, kicked M.O.D.O.K. into space. Of course, that didn't last and he showed up in L.A. just a few months later, but... semantics. Nothing good ever lasted on Earth-616. ]
Anyway... Enough comparing weird bullshit multiverse shenanigans. You ready to have your ass handed to you on turtle shell?
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[ Never mind that Jeff was always competing with Pizza Dog for attention. They were totally BFFs. ]
You should bring your dog over for sure!
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[SHe's just going to have to live with the company she gets. Louis raises the bag of chips.]
Anyway! I bringeth the Chips of Goodness.
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[ Gwen cries, beckoning him over to the couch. ]
C'mon over, I've got it all hooked up.
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[He grins, moving to sit down. ]
Holy shit, look at it. I haven't seen a console in so damn long. I almost forgot what they looked like.
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Yeah, this one's pretty cool, too. It can convert from a console to a hand-held game in like, 3 seconds.
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The non-zombie-infested earth sure did wonderous things. I'm jealous. You really can have it all.
You guys don't have flying cars yet, do you?
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Also, it's both weird and really cool that you guys number your Earths. Like, the fact you get to a point where you have that many of them, you have to create a whole catalogue system for them.
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[ But she pulls herself back to the present and gives Louis a smile. ]
Honestly, most of the weird stuff I've seen happened here. This place is like the Grand Central Station of crazy bullshit.
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...Yeah I bet.
[But he doesn't press her- it's not his place to.]
Holy shit you're not wrong. I mean, this still doesn't beat Wonderland for me for when it comes to really batshit stuff. But I think it's hard to beat a world that's a literal drug-fulled creation when it comes to insanity.
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[ This is the first Gwen's hearing about Wonderland being a real place that Louis has been to. ]
As in... "Alice in?"
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Exact one! I met Alice, she's pretty cool. It's uh... basically a kidnapping world like this place is. Except... fucking Wonderland. So it was less horror-of-the-month and more fucking with our minds on a near-constant basis.
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...Huh. I guess there really is a universe out there where everything is real.
[ Not that Deerington hasn't already proven that, but. Good to know. ]
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[He stares into the middle distance, nodding slowly.]
Nothing's topped that, yet. That's where I'm at on the weirdness scale.
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Oh, and I once managed to convince an angry group of squid aliens to kidnap a decoy pig wearing my costume instead of me. They figured it out eventually, but it stalled them for a while.
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[It's important to know, okay? And that's... well, that's a story right there.]
A decoy pig. Okay I'm actually pretty impressed by that one. Nice.
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[ M.O.D.O.K. always was a trip to describe. ]
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...Well. That sure is fucking trippy. I think it's the teensy tiny little legs and arms that really make the mental image pop.
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[ Gwen's opinion of M.O.D.O.K. had changed slightly when he vaporized Cecil right in front of her, but... They'd fixed that. Resurrected Cecil, gotten him his body back, kicked M.O.D.O.K. into space. Of course, that didn't last and he showed up in L.A. just a few months later, but... semantics. Nothing good ever lasted on Earth-616. ]
Anyway... Enough comparing weird bullshit multiverse shenanigans. You ready to have your ass handed to you on turtle shell?
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[He'd take ridiculousness over the cruelty of the Delta any day, thanks.]
Oh, brave words!!! I got some of my own: Bring. It. On.