listen1!! there have been a lot of weird malfunctions lately okay i didnt TRRRY to fuck up here
for once
because she makes fun of me for putting deoderant on my thighs before i go for a jog and i saw her catch me this morning so i wanted to beat her to the punch
IT'S NOT WEIRD!!! track runners do it all the time!!
i have pamphlets maybe yes sweating is a naturall human thing it's good to protect against it if you can
the stick. the spray on deoderant i think maybe can cause cancer if you breathe too mcuh of it in plus it kind of smells too musky im not a musky person like i generally do not exude musk
ya anythings possibe in this town could be worse i guess could like suddenly make all private conversations blasted on the network
i probably shouldnt even say something like that god knows itll happen now
i haaate sweating if i could extract sweating from my existence i would. it's been like one of the absolute worst parts about getting older
(Mmmmmmm burly people.)
it's true youre right i think it depends on the quality of lankiness and the person musk isnt just an odor its a lifestyle a personality
and you just dont cut it for it, i agree. youre too well composed
youre welcome dude anything for you next time youre running from your problems or a monster just be like hold up everyone gotta coat my thighs in deoderant so i dont chafe
shit that would be fucking terrible something like that happened in wonderland once the fallout was A Thing
yeah sorry buddy puberty is a spiteful mistress it never gets any better
oh wow you called me composed shit i need to print that out and laminate it i can use it as proof against anyone who says otherwise which is literally everyone
you joke but i will absolutely fucking do that without a second thought and i owe it all to you my hero
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cawaii
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i am in fact not chloe
i'll remember the protip
but i kinda need to ask why you're offering her this advice?
... no wait shit no
i thought about it and decided i didn't want to know
it's cool
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for once
because she makes fun of me for putting deoderant on my thighs before i go for a jog
and i saw her catch me this morning
so i wanted to beat her to the punch
IT'S NOT WEIRD!!! track runners do it all the time!!
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crazy in general today
wow she does?
well i suggest you got like
a science book or some shit
really back up your argument
like
is it spray on deoderant
or the kinds thats on a stick?
i think that matters in this scenario
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i have pamphlets maybe yes
sweating is a naturall human thing it's good to protect against it if you can
the stick. the spray on deoderant i think maybe can cause cancer if you breathe too mcuh of it in plus it kind of smells too musky
im not a musky person like i generally do not exude musk
though the spray might work better for the legs
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look at you
our hero against sweating
i think only really burly people can pull off the musk thing
lanky people like me absolutely cannot do that
you have given me a great PSA today eddie
you are a true bro
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could be worse i guess
could like suddenly make all private conversations blasted on the network
i probably shouldnt even say something like that god knows itll happen now
i haaate sweating if i could extract sweating from my existence i would. it's been like one of the absolute worst parts about getting older
(Mmmmmmm burly people.)
it's true youre right
i think it depends on the quality of lankiness and the person
musk isnt just an odor its a lifestyle a personality
and you just dont cut it for it, i agree. youre too well composed
youre welcome dude anything for you
next time youre running from your problems or a monster just be like hold up everyone gotta coat my thighs in deoderant so i dont chafe
no subject
something like that happened in wonderland once
the fallout was
A Thing
yeah sorry buddy
puberty is a spiteful mistress
it never gets any better
oh wow you called me composed
shit i need to print that out and laminate it
i can use it as proof against anyone who says otherwise
which is literally everyone
you joke
but i will absolutely fucking do that
without a second thought
and i owe it all to you
my hero