I mean if you're running these by me, I'd probably suggest trying a less corny one. Or at least add a winky face on it. Then at least you're showing them that you KNOW it's corny.
[Louis is generally very clueless on this kind of thing. Clementine has suffered greatly in her flirting attempts with him- but even Louis catches up eventually.]
The people you're trying to flirt with? Those them?
And that clanking noise is the sound of one very large penny finally dropping and rattling around in his head for a little bit. Enjoy the radio silence for a bit there. ]
[Jesus fuck how does he keep MISSING these? Were there signs? There were probably signs. He just wasn't looking for them. Mostly because he's grateful when people give him the time of day at all - he doesn't look for more.
Awww shit. And Thom's a good guy who's been through a lot of shit and this was probably fucking hard for him. It explains the excessive emojis. Shit.
[Okay. Okay. Okayokayokay. He can fix this. He just needs to let the guy down lightly is all. And hope he doesn't like... fucking crush the guy or anything. Thoms's one of Louis' closest friends here- the last thing he wants to do is hurt him. Thom needs people actually supporting him, not... the fucking opposite.
He types and deletes a few replies- deigning them not fit to send
Shit. I'm sorry but I have a girlfriend and I really lover her a lot even if she isn't here and I don't know when I'll see her again.
No. That's probably not... it.
Oh wow I'm flattered dude, but I'm not gay
No. What the fuck, self. Violet would literally punch me for that one.
Are you his Mirror? Dopple. Fucking whatever? Dude! This is NOT okay. What? You're just actively trying to fucking destroy his friendship or something?
Well you might want to start giving it some serious thought then. Because with the way his powers are working right now, suicide has suddenly become a much messier option for him than it was before.
It might not kill HIM, but who knows who it winds up hurting in the process?
[Things Louis didn't expect to hear today: FUCKING THIS. Realy, genuine worry blooms in his chest for Thom. He didn't realise how bad things were- shit.]
Jesus fucking christ, do you have an off button? He really doesn't need you airing his dirty laundry around like this. Give him some fucking respect- fucking hell.
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Date: 2019-10-19 05:22 pm (UTC)text
Date: 2019-10-19 05:30 pm (UTC)[ turns out dopple thom is just as bad at flirting as regular thom is. but louis said add a winky face so he's adding a winky face. ]
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Date: 2019-10-19 05:47 pm (UTC)The people you're trying to flirt with? Those them?
[Maybe he's just...mistaken. Yeah. It's probably that. ]
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Date: 2019-10-20 07:24 am (UTC)[ he's trying his best here. ]
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Date: 2019-10-20 08:50 pm (UTC)Okay those are excessive winks. Maybe cut down on the winks by like 40%
So, who're you aiming to charm? Do I know them?
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Date: 2019-10-20 08:59 pm (UTC)He's cute, but kind of dumb.
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Date: 2019-10-20 09:09 pm (UTC)Huh. How very specific yet weirdly broad. Do they have a name? Or am I just gonna have to call them Thom's Mystery Crush Guy? TMCG?
Yeah no, I've already decided the acronym is perfect. That's his name now.
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Date: 2019-10-20 09:15 pm (UTC)Okay, do you want me to call you TMCG now? Seems like a little bit of a mouthful.
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Date: 2019-10-20 09:23 pm (UTC)And that clanking noise is the sound of one very large penny finally dropping and rattling around in his head for a little bit. Enjoy the radio silence for a bit there. ]
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Date: 2019-10-20 09:25 pm (UTC)Awww shit. And Thom's a good guy who's been through a lot of shit and this was probably fucking hard for him. It explains the excessive emojis. Shit.
Shitshitshitshitshit.]
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Date: 2019-10-20 09:31 pm (UTC)He types and deletes a few replies- deigning them not fit to send
Shit. I'm sorry but I have a girlfriend and I really lover her a lot even if she isn't here and I don't know when I'll see her again.No. That's probably not... it.
Oh wow I'm flattered dude, but I'm not gayNo. What the fuck, self. Violet would literally punch me for that one.
Hah hah you're funny good jokeJesus. Do you even hear yourself sometimes? ]
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Date: 2019-10-20 09:35 pm (UTC)I am very much taken though. Really sorry :(
[He hits send just when he's second-guessing the emoji. Fuck. ]
I mean. I appreciate the sentiment and all but. Yeah.
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Date: 2019-10-20 09:52 pm (UTC)This kid really does have the worst luck with crushes, doesn't he?
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Date: 2019-10-20 10:09 pm (UTC)The FUCK?
Are you his Mirror? Dopple. Fucking whatever? Dude! This is NOT okay. What? You're just actively trying to fucking destroy his friendship or something?
Because too bad. It didn't work.
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Date: 2019-10-20 10:16 pm (UTC)If this boy keeps being a coward about his feelings he's never going to find happiness.
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Date: 2019-10-21 04:42 pm (UTC)You can't make these decisions for him. That's so far beyond 'okay' that 'okay' is just a whispered legend to it. SUPER uncool. B|
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Date: 2019-10-28 12:34 am (UTC)It might not kill HIM, but who knows who it winds up hurting in the process?
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Date: 2019-10-28 08:44 pm (UTC)Jesus fucking christ, do you have an off button? He really doesn't need you airing his dirty laundry around like this. Give him some fucking respect- fucking hell.
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Date: 2019-11-05 06:13 pm (UTC)It's not like I'm posting any of this on the public network. He trusts you.
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Date: 2019-11-05 09:42 pm (UTC)Ugh. This is exactly why no one likes Mirrors.
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