DEERINGTON INBOX

[teamfun]

FROM: SUBJECT: EDDIE so i'd like to prelude this with the fact that i... LUNA Hey, Louis? I have a... boy-related question? CHLOE soooooo max came back idk if you heard LUNA a gift CHLOE you look like a tool DARYL clem huh PETER Birthday business GWEN CAKE DIARMUID Louis!!! I have learnt at last what The Club is, and I am ready to attend!! ROGUE Hey. You alive? LUNA I have a bit of an update for you. AMARA you home? i have something for you DARYL Louis. You alright? You good? AMARA louieeeeeeeee i woke up and went home for a little while RUBY Penny quick! SHIRO I mean it's not like it's a FANTASY LUNA Yes, I can help you over video again... WILL they're brown EDDIE ok first of all it is completely normal to put... PETER G I know I complained about it, but seriously... SCOTT i saw a spider in my bathtub yesterday and screamed. GWEN i think i came up with the next piece of modern media you should try! CHLOE Hey, nerd; you've got a girlfriend, right? THE MUTE Corndog.jpeg AMARA Selfie PETER G Oh hey dude, this is Peter. The Graham one LANCE Hey man You there? KURT Christmas gift HUNK Hey, man! You got an address? THOM I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? DIARMUID Louis, I bid a moment of time! EDDIE louis- hey sorry if this seemed ominious PETER Hey! It's Mr. Parker!

TO: SUBJECT: CLEM Hey. HEY. Guess what Summer Santa brought me? HUNK I have a bet with Shiro and I know I can trust you to tell the truth. CHLOE quick poll STEVE hey bitch you're still not awake LANCE hey, where've you been? my inbox has been weirdly empty of shitty memes MOIRA Hi there you've been recommended as a doctor i need to talk to CHLOE Hey. I'd ask if you're okay, but that's a bullshit question

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Comments

[azurestar]

you sure do buddy

[Lance will remember this, dont worry.]

then get ready to have your mind blown

jesus that's rough man
maybe sodder cured you somehow
but youre right who cares about the how
thats great news, man

i mean im still sooo not happy you died
but glad you dont have to worry about eating everyone if you do

[teamfun]

i am ready for my poor mind to hit the stratosphere

i don't know maybe?
i sure as shit am not complaining either way
if i don't have to stress out about coming back and trying to eat you all
that's a MAJOR load off
it's a good thing
not the dying part
but the rest of it
yup

[azurestar]

oh nonono the stratosphere is just the beginning
prepare for it to be blown to the next star system

well i'd reeeaaally like it if you didn't die again
but i get that around here that's not exactly something you can promise not to do
i guess just try not to?
it's great you wont eat our faces off if you do but dont get careless, alright?

[teamfun]

wow that's a lot of prep
i better be super ready

its okay i don't plan to like dive into death cackling like an insane person
but this does mean i've got way less to be worried about now
maybe i can actually help better when the horror of the month is trying to kill us
instead of being paranoid about dying and becoming
y'know
extra horror

[azurestar]

i think i know what you mean
i wouldn't want anything getting in the way of my chance to protect people
and i might not have a crazy zombie revival virus
but worrying about hurting people has held me back too

[teamfun]

yeah it's... not fun
i don't want that shit looming over me
so now i don't have worry about it
and it's a genuine load off

[azurestar]

so what are you gonna do to celebrate that load off?
you can't see it, but i'm giving you my signature look

[teamfun]

oh no
not the signature look :)
i don't know honestly
i never thought it was something i'd have a chance to celebrate
how do you celebrate suddenly not having a zombie virus?