[ There is a............very long pause as he checks, checks, and rechecks that username. H-how.......did..... How did Louis get this text. This exact one.
Though as Peter takes some more mortified silence to think about it, "Louis" and "Luna" are right next to each other in his contacts, so... Fuck, he thinks this is one of his own slip-ups and he wants to die now, thanks. ]
I wasn't even trying to like flirt or anything in that, jsyk
[ This isn't coming from a place of trying to cover up his embarrassment — he genuinely didn't mean it that way... even though it... probably sounded a lot like it?? He was just being affectionate... right?
Wait, now there's something else to think about— there's a long pause before a very anticlimatic..... ]
[ He's so new to this... to even interacting with the opposite sex at all... ]
She just does this really cute little skipping thing I've never actually seen anyone skip in person before??
[ Luna is too adorable to handle. And honestly, Peter has no idea how to handle this right now in general. He's finding he feels really pleased about this, but of course he's not great at showing that. ]
Oh my god are you getting all excited again And for the record I didn't mean I was looking at her butt I saw her skipping from the front
[ He's accidentally hitting "enter" a lot, here. But he's mentioning this now because Louis said the whole... wiggling his.... "cute little ass" thing... And wow, so Luna and Louis really were talking about him... He's pleased.... and afraid.... ]
Did you tell her a bunch of weird stuff about me??
dud when it comes to romance please assume i am always excited forever and thanks for the clarification that doesn't make it any better skipping from the FRONT
[Why are you his friend, Peter? Why do you do this to yourself?]
i told her absolutely no weird stuff only good stuff because i happen to be an excellent wingman thank you very much
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Date: 2020-04-07 11:53 pm (UTC)Though as Peter takes some more mortified silence to think about it, "Louis" and "Luna" are right next to each other in his contacts, so... Fuck, he thinks this is one of his own slip-ups and he wants to die now, thanks. ]
I'll see myself out now
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Date: 2020-04-09 09:40 pm (UTC)no no come back
i wanna hear more this is adorable
she texted me about you too fyi
you know
if you were
c u r i o u s
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Date: 2020-04-10 04:14 am (UTC)I wasn't even trying to like flirt or anything in that, jsyk
[ This isn't coming from a place of trying to cover up his embarrassment — he genuinely didn't mean it that way... even though it... probably sounded a lot like it?? He was just being affectionate... right?
Wait, now there's something else to think about— there's a long pause before a very anticlimatic..... ]
Oh, she did?
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Date: 2020-04-10 06:22 pm (UTC)it can just be cute bullshit too
[NO PETER, GET EXCITED ABOUT THIS. He's excited about this!!!]
she most certainly did
she likes your smile
a lot :)
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Date: 2020-04-11 06:18 am (UTC)[ He's so new to this... to even interacting with the opposite sex at all... ]
She just does this really cute
little skipping thing
I've never actually seen anyone skip in person before??
[ Luna is too adorable to handle. And honestly, Peter has no idea how to handle this right now in general. He's finding he feels really pleased about this, but of course he's not great at showing that. ]
Oh, it's honestly.... really dumb-looking
She likes it though?
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Date: 2020-04-11 12:50 pm (UTC)my heart is full
let me die now
this is adorable
that's what's important!
that she likes your dumb-looking smile
those are always bonus points!
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Date: 2020-04-14 05:58 am (UTC)And for the record
I didn't mean I was looking at her
butt
I saw her skipping from the
front
[ He's accidentally hitting "enter" a lot, here. But he's mentioning this now because Louis said the whole... wiggling his.... "cute little ass" thing...
And wow, so Luna and Louis really were talking about him... He's pleased.... and afraid.... ]
Did you tell her a bunch of weird stuff about me??
[ Louis, what did you tell her ]
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Date: 2020-04-14 07:58 pm (UTC)please assume i am always excited
forever
and thanks for the clarification
that doesn't make it any better
skipping from the FRONT
[Why are you his friend, Peter? Why do you do this to yourself?]
i told her absolutely no weird stuff
only good stuff
because i happen to be an excellent wingman thank you very much
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Date: 2020-04-18 12:26 am (UTC)Listen
That's just how we talk, ok
It's not
Not like that
I wasn't looking at her front either
Not like that
[ He and Luna are just very affectionate towards each other and the way they text is Just Like That..... ]
Wingman
What kind of wingman stuff
Did you tell her Louis
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Date: 2020-04-18 04:13 pm (UTC)it's cute as fuck and all my points still stand
adorbs
nothing biiiiig :)
just that you thought she was cute
i left out the behind part
because i'm a fucking gentleman
you're welcome
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Date: 2020-04-23 04:47 am (UTC)There's no behind part to even leave out
Okay actually I'm going to just stop talking about the word behind now
[ Luna.... Sorry about all this....... ]
Did you tell her about the skipping down the halls
Because just coming outright and saying
'Peter thinks you're cute'
is a very different feeling
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Date: 2020-04-23 07:42 pm (UTC)but that's ok live in denial i don't mind
:)
i just told her you thought she was cute
you know
the truth
you'll thank me one day